You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking a Tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal?
Is just a memory and those dreams
My love when you dream them up…
Flicking through a little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
and now when she told she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget
Clinging to not getting sentimental
Said she wasn't going but she went still
Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a Mecca dauber or a bettin' pencil?
Is just a memory and those dreams
My love when you dream them up
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
No, you're not coming back again.
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
But You're not coming back again.
You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights with niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Everything was pretty in the past though