You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on your back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else…but you
I'll kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train
I'll kiss you all starry eyed my body swingin' from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else…but you
Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else…but you
Pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else…but you
I will find my niche in your car
With my MP3, DVD, rumble pack guitar
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else…but you
Up up down down left right left right B A start
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else…but you
You are always tryin' to keep it real
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else…but you
We both have shiny happy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else…but you
Don Quixote was a steel driving man
My name is Adam I'm your biggest fan
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else…but you
Squinched up your face and did a dance
Shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants