I've got everything a man could ever need.
And I even have a talkshow on TV.
And I know I should be happy, but instead
There's a question I can't get out of my head.
What's the meaning of Stonehenge?
It's killing me that no one knows
Why it was built 5000 years ago.
Why did they build the Stonehenge?
How could they raise the stones so high
Completely without the technology
My wife applaud(s) me in the kitchen
When I tell her all I bought is from the local store
(And) When the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone
(But?) All I think of is Stonehenge
The biggest henge that I have ever seen
What's the purpose of Stonehenge?
Or a prison far too easy to escape?
Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row!
They were 25 tons each stone, my friend
But amazingly they got them all down in the sand
And they moved it (Stonehenge!)
And they dragged it (Stonehenge!)
And they rolled it 46 miles from Waleeees! - Heeey (46 miles from Wales!)
What's the deal with Stonehenge? (Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal)
You should have left a tiny hint
When you made this fucking labyrinth, of stone! (Who the… )
Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge? (fuck builds a Stonehenge?)
Two Stone Age-guys wondering what to do
Who just said: "Dude, let's build a henge or two!"
Yeah, I would give all I have to give
(Mmm) Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car
Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic!
Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge
It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge!
God, it is the greatest henge of all!